This, more than anyting, is our personal log of our childrens amusing baby words and phrases. Any funny comments that our daughters come up with go in here. We would like to encourage you to contribute your kids' funny baby talk for the general enjoyment of visitors, and for you to show off to friends. Please submit your childrens' funny chatter here.
No home insurance, student loan consolidation, online degrees or dna testing here. Just cute baby comments.
| Phrase | By | Age | Definition | |
| A | ||||
| Ado | Dyron | 1y 6m | Dyron | |
| ashwimpan | Sadie | 2y | ice cream van and ice cream | |
| B | ||||
| Ba | Sadie | 1y 6m | bath, pool, sea | |
| Beeba | Sadie | 1 y 3m | Mickey mouse, barney, bob the builder and most other cartoons | |
| Benchables | Mara | 3y | vegetables | |
| Bishbish tata | Sadie | 1y 6m | ?????? | |
| blit | Sadie | 1y 8m | hair clip | |
| boing | Sadie | 1y 6m | gummy bears | |
| D | ||||
| Daaaa | Sadie | 1 y 4m | dad, mum | |
| dadden | Kaylee | 1y 11m | that is what she started calling her daddy all by herself when she was four months old | |
| dini tonnen | Sadie | 2y | disney channel | |
| dump | Sadie | 1y 10m | jam | |
| E | ||||
| Ehpoo | Sadie | 1y 7m | Winnie the pooh | |
| Eight and a half twenty a cup of tea and a coffee | Mara | 3y | how much she loves mummy and daddy | |
| Eish | Mara | 1 y 4m | yes | |
| eplu | Sadie | 1y 10m | help you and help me | |
| F | ||||
| fafa | Aidan | 2y | flower | |
| finger butter | Sadie | 2y | nutella | |
| fla fla | Sadie | 1y 9m | flower | |
| flaflite | Sadie | 2y | butterfly | |
| fofee | Sadie | 1y 9m | cofee | |
| I | ||||
| I thinked it in my head by myself | Mara | 4y | self explanatory | |
| J | ||||
| jee pashel | Sadie | 2y | jigsaw puzzle | |
| K | ||||
| kiki | Sadie | 2y | sticky | |
| L | ||||
| La la | Sadie | 1 y 3m | Elmo (from theme tune) | |
| M | ||||
| maki fwim | Sadie | 2y | magic cream (see shwim) | |
| minesh | Sadie | 1y 9m | finish | |
| Mishi | Mara | 1y 6m | medicine | |
| mloon | Sadie | 2y | baloon | |
| Mnore | Sadie | 1y 6m | Spanish : vamos - lets go | |
| More | Sadie | 1 y 4m | no more | |
| N | ||||
| Nainai | Sadie | 1 y 4m | originally night night but later bottle by association | |
| nimnaus | Sadie | 2y | mickey mouse | |
| Nmore nmore | Mara | 1 y 3m | no more | |
| O | ||||
| oopee | Sadie | 2y | Rubi (nursery friend) | |
| opet | Sadie | 1y 8m | open it | |
| oyey/oyet | Sadie | 1y 7m | yoghurt | |
| Oyo | Johnny | 1y | grandpa | |
| P | ||||
| pabak | Sadie | 1y 10m | motorbike | |
| Paka Hook | Sadie | 2y 6m | Captain Hook | |
| Pashback | Mara | 3y | cashback as in supermarkets | |
| Pipa | Sadie | 1 y 3m | paper, pencils, crayons, pens, books and pretty much stationary in general or anything not edible | |
| Pitopito | Sadie | 1y | birdies | |
| plapping | Sadie | 2y | clap | |
| pleeping | Sadie | 2y | sleeping | |
| pubak | Sadie | 1y 10m | put back | |
| S | ||||
| Shear | Sadie | 1y 6m | yes | |
| shish | Sadie | 2y | fish | |
| shoosh | Sadie | 2y | shoes | |
| Shore | Sadie | 1 y 3m | shoe | |
| shwim | Sadie | 1y 10m | cream (a miraculous pain relieving remedy for bumps - even for dollys) | |
| Surt | Mara | 4y | ?????? | |
| T | ||||
| tamesh | Sadie | 1y 10m | pyjamas | |
| Tashi | Sadie | 1y 4m | Justin from cbeebies | |
| tatu | Sadie | 1y 7m | thank you | |
| Tita | Sadie | 1y 6m | sticker, paper, books.... | |
| titi | sweeties | |||
| Toff dow | Sadie | 1y 6m | sit down | |
| tokelt | Sadie | 1y 10m | chocolate | |
| tonich | Sadie | 1y 10m | sandwich | |
| toto | Faith | 1y | Toska (the dog) | |
| U | ||||
| Upi | Sadie | 1y 6m | pick me up, also friend "Rubi" | |
| W | ||||
| Wai | Aidan | 1y | Zee | |
| Wosh | Dyron | 3y | wet sand | |
| Wowow | Sadie | 1y | dog, cat, cow and most other animals | |
| Y | ||||
| Yaya | Zee | 2y | Vanessa | |
| Yeyan | Adrian | 1 y 4m | Adrian | |
| Yoyo | Sadie | 1y 6m | yoghurt | |
| Yut | Mara | 4y | ?????? |