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This is mostly a personal record of things that I find funny about my kids and where i let off steam when they drive me crazy.  You are welcome to have a browse through as I am sure that fellow parents will identify with what I say.

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Viva Stavros Flatley

by John (the Dad) 26. May 2009 23:38

I’m not the greatest fan of reality TV shows and a lot has been said about the subject.  I will leave that discussion to others as it has no place here, at least for now.  What I do want to say is that after a rough day these guys made me laugh. 

No they are not mega-talented superstars and their act is not awe inspiring but I at least think they are hilarious.  And I mean this in a nicest possible way.  They have a charm about them that makes them inevitably adorable.   

Why, you may ask, am I writing about them in a parenting blog?   

Well firstly, I may be getting soppy after living in a world full of women (my wife and two daughters), but I got that warm fuzzy feeling inside when they were voted into the final and could hardly contain their excitement. 

Second, because they were entertaining and most of all fun.  And this is what I am trying to do with this website: make it a fun place for parents.    We have to live through enough grief and there are plenty of sites where you can find serious discussions about parenting and kids.  This is not primarily one of those. 

What I am trying to create is a place where parents can hopefully find something amusing they can relate to. 

So search for Stavros Flatley on your Google or You Tube or whatever and have a laugh.

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A Vision

by John (the Dad) 22. May 2009 21:38

It shall come to pass where the unnaturally over excitable and über politically correct cuddly purple, previously assumed prehistoric, creature of sinful pride, manifested in eye dazzling immaculately and orthodonticaly aligned teeth, will be destroyed by the wrath of man.    

Patience has worn thin, for the incessant dance and chant of the creature is unnatural in the eyes of the maker. 

And there shall be great upheaval among fathers of all nations and they shall pursue said creature with fire and pitchfork unto its doom.

It is due.

And there will be much rejoicing and men across the lands shall be merry.

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Not yet, But and Wait.

by John (the Dad) 21. May 2009 22:28

"Mara dinner time."

"But I'm not hungry and I dont want rice."

"Ok, you can have cereals then."

...an hour later.

“Mara bath time please.”

Wait, not yet.”  

“Mara bath time, now."

"But I want to watch this..."

...fifteen minutes later.

 "Mara time to get out now."

"Not yet, I want to play in the bath a little bit more, pleeeease."

...half an hour later.

"Mara bed time now come on."

"But wait can I have my rice now please?"

 

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A 4 year old and a 1 year old.

by John (the Dad) 20. May 2009 21:20

So where to start? Well Mara is 4 and Sadie is 1 and today they have been in top form. I will tell you more about them (current and past) in subsequent posts but I may as well start with today.

Today Sadie has been crying most of the day because she wouldn’t settle down for her nap. Honestly, she would cry for hours if we let her and I am starting to wonder what on earth we are going to do to try and control her, or, whether we should put her up for adoption.

Mara is going through a difficult phase in that she is having trouble dealing with the attention Sadie demands. She starts to act up without warning and gives her sister a sneaky slap on the head whenever she thinks we are not looking. Consequently she ended up in the naughty place twice in one hour.

I try to explain to Mara why she was naughty, punish her by depriving her of something she likes, and tell her I love her and that she is forgiven but as soon as she is off the hook goes off on one again.  Adoption too perhaps?

On the other hand, Sadie did babble a few funny combinations of her baby words: "bish bish tah tah" seems to be one of her current indiscernible favorite phrases. She also calls all animals wow wows (which is supposed to sound like a dog bark).

Mara did come up with an amusing if intriguing story. It seems she and her best friends have been playing at families during preschool break time today. There was a mum, a brother and a sister (Mara). It then transpires that the brother got married to another friend in a pretend wedding and they went round and round in circles.

That’s as much as I got out of her.

Anyway, it’s late and I need to chill out a bit as we can only expect another crazy day tomorrow.

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